An Examination of the Cookie Conspiracy Essay

The Cookie ConspiracyA place of eternal happiness, so it seems. Though looks can be decieving, we havenever seen this place. It is a place we have only heard of, heard of the positive things,heard of nothing but good and fuzzy stuff. But beneath the blanket of the fake, lies thereal side of this hellish port. A conspiracy so huge on it's own people that it is trulyunfathimable to us as humans. I am talking about the Cookieland Government and thegenocide they are performing on it's own citizens. Citizens who thought they wereseeking a new beginning are, in reality, meeting their painful doom.Cookies, so it seems..are a tasty way to snack. But in the text ahead you will readwhy those cookies really got to you, and where they thought they were going.If you have paid attention to the news lately, you will know that many bad thingshave been happening recently in Cookieland. Keebler Elves have been on strike, Oreo'saren't just fun to twist, and Little Debbie has been on the rise and is taking away a majorityof business from these wonderful people. So, like immigrants back in the 1800's, thecookies want to get out of their homeland and onto a better place. So, this is where theCookieland Government comes into play. They have proposed a "plan" which reads asfollows..."All cookies wanting to move away from Cookieland at this time of hardship are toapply at the Central Government agencies. Upon approval, your cookie family (3generations) Will be put in a three part boat, each part for a generation. From there youwill be shipped to a secluded place which we have designated for cookies at this time. Cost is small, and you can stay as long as you want. So apply today!"Up until now, many cookies have applied for what has been called a "gloriousoppurtunity". But little do these cookies know what they are getting into... A survivor ofthis madness explains his experience.."They were so nice to us...

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